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2nd internet

When a company charges you an extra fee to use your already existing Internet connection for their service
Popular among consoles ever since the Xbox 360 proved that customers would be willing to pay more for their console over time than have a higher initial cost as with the Playstation 3.
Hey did you get your 2nd internet turned on for your xbox? The new cod is right around the corner!
No, dumbass. I use PC and only pay 1 internet bill. Fuck you for contributing to that bullshit.
by ikeeprubberbandsonmyballs June 25, 2018
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Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.
Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "
by Biffb December 15, 2008
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internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.
Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.
by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013
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Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.
Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?
by RogerTango July 29, 2012
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Internet Sensitivity

a condition that results in being easily offended by perceived slights over the internet. usually manifests itself in facebook posts, instant messages, chats, WOW or other mmorpg's. most often, but not always, a direct result of the lack of tone in written/typed communications. also known as I.S.; the act of becoming InSensed.
Dude, you get InSensed real easy! There's no need to act like a vagina and quit our party because you lost the roll for those leggings. You need to take your Internet Sensitivity down a notch.
by jc.palacios December 4, 2010
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Internet-rape

To obliterate ones internet data cap completely and utterly by downloading a large volume of content in a short amount of time, specifically HD movies and software.
The only reason Doug went home for the holidays was to Internet-rape, staying up all night downloading every episode of Stargate. "damn that Doug, he's used up all the data cap again"
by Kiwiboiii July 4, 2010
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Internet cats

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"
by spiderpussy April 12, 2015
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