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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023
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Yeah, I’m just tired

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point
“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired
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I’m gonna kill myself

This can be either serious or ironic. If uncertain, please refer to said person’s vocabulary, their mental health history, and the specific situation before responding accordingly. If you’re still unsure, it’s best to ask the person how they meant it and try to be supportive because it can be risky to accidentally brush it off as sarcastic when it isn’t. Always show the ones you care about that you care!

It can be used to represent two different emotions:

1. The person actually wants to kill themself. Typically not used in a joking conversation but use what you know about the person before responding. Do they say it often? Did they end the statement with a period? Did they say sorry/thanks before or after? If they seem sad or reserved, please check in on them. Especially if they start a conversation like this and don’t immediately follow it up with something annoying that happened.

2. This person is either frustrated or embarrassed. Something shitty probably happened to them and this is how they’re expressing that emotion. Feel free to remain wary if someone uses this too much however, because there’s a chance it could be a cry for help. However, try to avoid pointing it out mid-conversation to avoid awkwardness or discomfort. If you can, try to check in on your friend more and make time for them; suffering or not, I’m sure they appreciate it
1: text messages
-“hey friend, I'm gonna kill myself tonight
-life sucks and I just cant do it anymore
-thx for always being there for me and im sorry i couldnt do the same
-<3”

2: also text messages
-“broooo
-im gonna fucking kill myself
-you’ll never believe what Joe said to me
-shit was so embarrassing idk how im ever gonna go back again
-story”

3: irl conversation, ambiguous meaning
“I swear, if Stacy’s mom doesn’t let me hit I’m gonna commit several felonies and then I’m gonna kill myself"
by hey_spacecadet August 2, 2024
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I’m on Diwo lit

Being in a state of yearning for a latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada.
bro: “Why you yearning for latina baddie, hhc vape and empanada?”
bro 2: “I’M ON DIWO LIT”
by bigbrun0 August 12, 2024
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I’m with stupid

Static x second most popular song behind Wisconsin death trip and push it on the album Wisconsin death trip
Heeeeeessssss aaaaa looossserrrr shhhheee saiiiiiddd (I’m with stupid intro)
by Nascarfan2007 January 13, 2023
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I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.
I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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