I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

I'm fiiiiiine

When someone gets drunk and claims to be "fine". But instead of saying it normally, the "i" is extended and often expressed in a higher tone of voice.

"Dude you're totally wasted"
"No, I'm fiiiiiine"

"You're definitely not fine"

by Your Local Drunk August 26, 2018

I'm foive

A joke made by Bang Chan, leader of the K-Pop group stray kids. When being asked how old he was, he answered that he is five years old (as a joke), making use of a strong Aussie accent and thereby pronouncing "five" as "foive".

how old are you?

Bang Chan: I'm foive

by stream hey tayo August 2, 2022

I'm did

describes one who is so ded, it has already happened by the time the phrase is said.

Person 1: I can't find my assignment
Person 2: We had an assignment due today?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: Boyyy, I'm did

Boy: Have another beer!
Girl: Nah, I'm did

by oh-damn March 15, 2018

I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!

by DianeP April 7, 2017

I'm Deceased

A Reddit award used to reward something that is extremely hilarious.

"I'm Deceased" Award
Call an ambulance. I'm laughing too hard.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 12, 2022

I'm Creeping

(v) The act of watching a live Facebook Live Gaming stream without commenting. Often paired with the "sus" eyes emoji. This can be seen in various live gaming streams, as well as when watching CreepyHorseman.

I'm Creeping 👀

by CaptMike3 January 25, 2022