Chunch Hunting

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.

Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word

by A Pissed off Rhino January 7, 2022

Jonk Hunting

the profesional disposal of american domesticated cats

Oh frick are them two people jonk hunting ?

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

stump hunting

When you take a woman into the woods and search for the perfect tree stump to bend her over on and proceed to pour the cob to her!!!

"Hey let's go do some stump hunting sweetheart!!" Her:"what's that?" You:"you'll find out!!"

by LillDaryl April 28, 2022

Beaver hunting

Slang for vagina hunting.

Searching for vagina/ pussy.

My cousin and I went beaver hunting because we were horny.

by DarkMitress77 July 21, 2022

marker hunting

its when your in kindergarden and your finishing a drwing but you dont have the correct colours to finish it so you walk around the classroom and you steal markers

i went marker hunting but go caught

by your gay by the way August 15, 2022

Walrus Hunting

When you and you friends go out looking for BBW to take home for sex.

Me and my friends are going walrus Hunting tonight.

by Dqdude August 23, 2022

Cunt Hunting

Cunt Hunting, or Cunt Huntin’: Is when a man, or men, actively seek out a women, or a “cunt”.

‘You boys out cunt hunting’ again?’
‘Hey me and derik are about to embark on a cunt hunt’

by Bobbybrownshore October 22, 2022