When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.
Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.
by Pete_guitar January 23, 2009
Get the Guch Hook mug.When someone sticks their finger up the ass hole and through to the vagina. If it is not specified who is doing the junt hooking it is your father.
by revenge_of_the_junthooker November 7, 2012
Get the junt hook mug.I have absolutely no idea anymore. It's one of those ambiguous terms that could mean anything from making out to having sex. Its only purpose is to confuse everyone and evoke numerous debates.
Amelia: "Hook up is either getting off or sex."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."
Theo: "hook up just means sex..."
Amelia: "I'll prove it! Check Urban dictionary."
by Theophilic October 4, 2016
Get the Hook up mug.Something A.D. did way, way back in the day when he would fight someone. We are still unsure of the exact meaning of "hook and gouge" but A.D. is very proud of these tactics.
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Get the Fanny Hooks mug.To become smitten with someone. A hard crush. Someone you might be falling in love with. An intense infatuation for someone. Dumb in love.
by kdawggg79 December 28, 2011
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