1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.
"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing
by Pr3dair October 21, 2010
Get the homo substitutemug. This is similar to the Master Noob with the exception that he is told and is aware that they are the Master Homo. The Master Homo rules over the famed mother land, Oklahomo, where all homos originated. He commands his armies through and intricate telepathic system. He is in sync with all homos at one time. His vast homo conscience spreads far and wide in a similar way to the internet. The Master Homo is easily recognizable and you will understand that they are who they are just by a slight glance. He especially enjoys buttsecks while playing xbox 360.
by gitmomo susesusu January 13, 2009
Get the Master Homomug. 
1. when a gay person dances in a circular fashion.
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".
2. when you masturbate into a blender, and it shoots it out back at you.
3. a reference about a penis twirling around a bunghole.
4. when the tasmanian devil attacks to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive".
by Peaches521 May 22, 2010
Get the homo tornadomug. the act of being considered to be suspected of homogenious activities... bottom line.. thats gay my nigga
by hotspit September 26, 2010
Get the homo-suspectualmug. Pseudonym given to Home Depot after it was learned that they openly supported and attended both the 2010 Southern Maine Pride Festival and the 2010 Boston Gay Pride Festival amongst others in the name of "cultural diversity".
Yo Steve, if you can find the time to stop baking cheese tarts in the kitchen, perhaps we can jump on our scooter and pop on into our local Homo Depot and cruise the plumbing lanes for some potentially hard pipe.
by Endangered White Male October 27, 2010
Get the Homo Depotmug. Usually a college boy who only needs a sixpack of beer to get him comfortable with the idea of blowing or banging a dude.
Gay Guy -"I wanna bang that dude"
Friend- "He looks like a sixpack homo"
Gay Guy -"I know, cheap date"
Friend- "He looks like a sixpack homo"
Gay Guy -"I know, cheap date"
by Rubymmmmgood March 4, 2009
Get the Sixpack Homomug.