velvet hammer

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

by Ghost July 27, 2003

Honey Bag and Hammer Move

Alternative double penetration move.

When your makin' sweet love to your ol' lady, you stand up, grab her feet and push them to the sides of her head, putting her ass and cootch up in the air. Then you put your "Hammer" in her cootch, and your "Honey Bags" in her cornhole and pound away.

My girl said she's always wanted to take up in both holes at once, so I busted out the ol' Honey Bag and Hammer move.

by Space October 13, 2004

mc hammer

To slap your partners forhead with your cock while cumming during oral sex.

To perform an MC Hammer you MUST be standing up- UNDER THE CONDITION that your partner does NOT want you to cum in her mouth.

Right before orgasm you shake your legs and say "uhoh! uhoh, uhoh-uhoh! STOP!" - Pull out - Begin to bang your dick on her forhead while cumming and say "HAMMER TIME!"

by Ravejocky January 15, 2008

hammers

"Throwing down hammers" is when you land wicked tricks.

bob:who were you skating with?
tim:rob, man he was throwing down some hammers on the handrail.

by frone December 28, 2005

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

by NETTLES August 28, 2007

Hommet

A family consisting of fucktards. This family has a tendency to perform late night orgys, be carefull though when joining these "orgys" as they involve a lot of fisting. The fisting has been a family tradition and is performed sometimes by the family dog, whose anal cavity can hold a basketball and much more. All of the family has dementia and in order to know if one of them is have an attack of autism you have to listen out for the french screeching which can be heard during the fisting orgys.

The Hommets got the cops called on them for being to loud during their fisting orgy.

by TheMexicanGardener August 1, 2018

hammerkitten

Young, strong, attractive female cyclist.

It started to string out and hammerkitten stayed in. Impressive ride. Almost as impressive as that ass. Yeah, I'd hit it. Hammerkitten is the bomb.

by Blarg666 July 25, 2008