head vampire 

A vampire that specializing in sucking cock instead of blood.

"I'm gonna head to Los Angeles. See you later." - Guy 1
"Make sure you bring some butt plugs. L.A. is Transylvania for head vampires." - Guy 2

head vampire by Jack Skellington- BOW DOWN!!! March 1, 2010

Head Smack

Slapping your (usually) left hand to your forehead as you lower your head to make quick contact with each other. Often done in response to someone doing or saying something stupid.

-A similar response to "Here's your sign........"

Person 1: "So no shit, there I was in the middle of the street, and some guy nearly ran me over!"

Person 2: *head smack*

Head Smack by RocCityGoddess May 13, 2010

Head Beard 

The hairstyle which occurs two weeks after shaving your head.

Yeah dude, you have a real head beard going on there!

Head Beard by Francii22 December 5, 2010

Head Bugs 

When you think you've got bed bugs, but you really don't.

Rick said his whole body was itchy. "He's just got a case of head bugs."

Head Bugs by rmcrmc December 6, 2010

head fruit 

Giving head with fruit in your mouth.

Give me some head fruit

head fruit by Headgiver10 March 3, 2016

Head Nipple 

A visible, ugly blemish or zit on your face.

Damn, that girl has some big ass Head Nipples. Either close your eyes, drink a lot, or put a brown bag over her face before you get with her tonight.

Head Nipple by BellasCheekies August 16, 2016

Head fuck

Someone you fancy (or use to) who knows you do, and just strings you along and fucks with your head or texts you when your happy

Aka harry henderson

Mate that harrykid always texts me when I’m happy what a head fuck

Head fuck by Hhhhhdawgy January 29, 2018