Disappearing Hangout Guy

When one of your friends gets a girlfriend and rejects everyone else in his life. The girlfriend becomes priority numero uno, and nobody else matters. Disappearing Hangout Guys stop going to the gym, abandon their normal social circles and, in extreme cases, might even quit their jobs.

Mark: Hey man let's get some of the guys together to go fishing this weekend. Call Daniel and see if he wants to go.
Mike: I haven't talked to Daniel in months, ever since he got that girlfriend. Ever since he started dating that chick he's become a Disappearing Hangout Guy.

by PinoyMike88 May 23, 2010

two-story hangover

This phrase has a double meaning:

1) The hangover is so bad that it's a two-story hangover

2) This is when you wake up after a night of drinking and partying and you have two stories from the night before. One story is about getting hammered and having a great time. The other story is about having sex with some nasty chick that you don't even know....damn

ex. Dude, I've got a two-story hangover after that kegger last night!!

ex. I had fun but I had a two-story hangover in the morning.

by B-Razzy May 8, 2005

wii hangover

wii hangover- adj the felling of soreness that you get after playing the nintindo wii for a really long time. often due to wii sports tennis boxing or base ball. can often refer to a long night masterbation where one fells soreness from masterbating

dude after beating star wars on the wii last night my arm is freaking sore. i think i might have "wii hangover"

dude you need to stop watching porn you could get a wii hangover

by gay for tina fey February 17, 2009

Make-up Hangover

The state of one's face the morning after a rip-roaring night of partying and falling asleep with a full face of make-up, resulting in a drastic case of raccoon eye or liquid liner leakage. This is a usual happening on Jersey Shore; most recently in an episode where we found Sammi the Sweetheart painstakingly picking mascara goop out of the inner corner of her eye after a rough night at the bar with Ronnie. Wash your faces ladies!

Sammi looked like crap the next morning because she didn't wash her face - mascara goop in her eye and liquid liner all over her pillow. She was suffering a serious case of make-up hangover.

by Devonce December 15, 2010

angry masturbation on a hangover

The act of performing extremely violent self sexual pleasure the morning after a night of heavy drinking and not getting laid. Usually leaves self inflicted puss oozing wounds and burns that can last up to 2 days; eventually, they turn into scabs then heal.

The guy who didn't get laid the night before decided to take his anger out through angry masturbation on a hangover.

or:

(during the act) "Damn you YAM RAAAHHH!!! You sat on my BALLS ARRRGGH!!! I HATE YO! RAAAH!!!!"

by douchewad September 2, 2006

Twilight Hangover

When you feel depressed or lonely after seeing the movie Twilight because you are single or you want to have a romantic relationship with one of the characters so badly that it makes you depressed.

I saw Twilight and it made me miss my ex so much. I think I have a Twilight hangover.

by Haley3015 December 24, 2009

Sexual Hangover

The feeling you have the day after an exceptional roll in the hay. You've been with someone skilled who can take you places no other can and you can't think about anything else. You're in a blissful sexual fog, totally oblivious and incomprehensible to the world around you (except to your mate who is also in this state).

Your Friend..........dude, you're driving 40mph on the freeway. You............hearing a voice through the mental fog............Oh Wow, I've got a killer sexual hangover. She did me really good last night!

by RubyandROd November 14, 2011