Hose Queen

A woman who loves to give blow jobs.

Krista is a hose queen, she is always blowing a different guy at the Teke house.

by MG303 January 25, 2020

Hose Hound

A female who prances around fire camps seeking sexual fulfillment from firefighters

I caught my hose hound banging the rookie

That hose hound takes the fire plunge more than Smokey the bear

by Rachel Pew Pew April 6, 2020

Water-hose

Semen-penis for short.
usually referred to a penis but the correct usage is a penis with sperm cells on the skin from outside (Mostly after sex by yourself)

-WTH Please stop doing sex by yourself!!
-My Water-hose is can handle this dude

by Habouz August 27, 2018

Garden hose

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

hosehound

as a verb, the act of a good hard sexual encounter equivalent to soft rape

"I'm going to hosehound that girl."

by Nolan C. May 5, 2008

Psycho Hose Beast

a women is considered a Pycho Hoes Beast if and only if she is

1. psychotic, stalker or plain crazy
2. Repulsive, scary or very ugly
3. beastly, fat or "quite thick"

i was eating at Pizza Hut, and Psycho Hoes Beast show up.... WHY

by Cyberpunkspike February 14, 2003

pigeon-holed

This term describes the act of having heterosexual or homosexual intercourse with someone, then taking a shit on the windshield of their car before you leave (i.e. fly away).

That drunk chick I picked up at the bar the other night totally pigeon-holed me, dude! I had to go to the car wash this morning!

by Anna Stesia February 26, 2008