Please Help Me

Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.

Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.

by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024

Dad is helping me hang a shelf

When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.

Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.

by SloppySeals January 25, 2024

Help

Just like pintobean2003 I have been stuck in urban dictionary for the past 7 months! Please someone send help! I’ve seen too many things here!

AHHHHHHH! I NEED HELP! URBAN DICTIONARY HAS TAKEN IVER MY MIND!

by Babalishka November 25, 2020

help

A term commonly used by thatpunchkid, as a scream when facing even the lightest sort of danger.

Punch: Gets dealt 1 damage
Punch: help!

by splorux May 18, 2021

HELP

Some people say “help” as a joke or a meme, to express their frustration, confusion, or amusement at something. For example, someone might say “help” after failing a challenge, witnessing something bizarre, or making a funny mistake. This is a way of adding humor and relatability to their videos

KS: nah i was taking photos and slipped down the steps 💀
JW: LMAOO HELP WHAT?! ARE YOU OKAY😭💀

by sunwon August 9, 2023

lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW

An emergency distress signal generated in the chaotic depths of internet slang. Originating from the keyboard smash tradition, "lskdjf" is a primal expression of frustration or panic, while "OKNHSDF" stands for "Oh Knock-kneed Nifflers Halt Snacking, Dumbledore's Flamingo!" - a whimsical plea for magical intervention. When desperation peaks, "NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW" is the ultimate cry for assistance, conveying a sense of urgency that transcends language barriers. Often used humorously, this acronym symbolizes the digital SOS of the internet age, where memes and mayhem collide.

"Accidentally deleted my term paper, and now it's just a document full of 'lskdjfOKNHSDF NEED HELP SEND HELP NOW.' Hoping some tech-savvy wizard can rescue my GPA before it vanishes into the abyss of academic oblivion."

by IHateBims1237 November 23, 2023

HELP

This is saying the word "help" jokingly.
no need to worry about the speaker.
he/she is just expressing an emotion.

HELP I have reached home.
HELP I am bored.

by Asher Ryland March 28, 2024