Grease the Groove

Exercising hard, but not too hard, very often. Also called GTG.

Gymrat: Dude! How'd you put 50 pounds onto your bench so quick?

Dude: Easy, skinny Gymrat! I did a Grease the Groove by doing one set of about 5 reps near my max weight, every day before breakfast.

by Kurcules May 29, 2010

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carmel grease

An abraisive grease like substance that magically forms in your ass crack on a hot day. Causes chafing, and general malaise and bad attitude. If not taken care of early, rusults in a Picasso (see Picasso)

Damn, I've got some mean carmel grease brewing.......

You should have seen the Picasso in my shorts from the carmel grease.

by Waky October 5, 2006

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double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass's order

"I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
"We serve FOOD here, sir."

by GeneralChimp August 26, 2017

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grease wheel

Pizza. As in baked round bread, covered in cheese, meat and veg.

Yo, let's grab a couple of sissy packs and roll out a grease wheel to watch the game.

by Peter Doubt September 25, 2007

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The Great American Challenge

A Competition, often held at the end of college finals week, in which teams of four attempt to first consume a 30 pack of beer, then an eighth of an ounce of marijuana, then two large pizzas, and then finish a 100 piece puzzle.

Penalties, usually time, are imposed for spilling beer or vomiting.

Variations on the rules exist:
The beer can be a 36 pack instead of a 30.
The amount of marijuana is sometimes reduced to 2 grams.
The puzzle is sometimes more pieces, depending on how long the participants want the competition to last.
Also, some competitions change the order of events to account for the Beer before bong rule (that's just wrong).

Another variation exists wherein the teams begin in the morning, can drink, smoke, and eat simultaneously, and then once everything has been consumed, may move on to a 1,000 piece puzzle. The teams have until midnight (or in some cases, sunrise of the next day) to complete the challenge. In this variation, the challenge is more geared toward "getting it done" than racing and can be performed by a single team of four if desired.

"Hey man, do you want to take the Great American Challenge?"
"The dildo?"
"No, the other one."
"Fuck yeah!"

by TFK! January 26, 2009

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