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tea with grandma

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)
Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.
by ryne August 26, 2005
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Grandma's Grill

by batman June 1, 2004
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Grandma Death's

The party of the century that took place on September 18th, 2007 and again on October 25th, 2007, although the latter didn't end as successfully as the first.

Pretty much a rave set in an abandoned home, Grandma Death's is an experience that, too many, will never truly be recreated or replaced. No other party will ever come close to this epic life-changing event.

Caused much scandal in the local high school after the second "Halloween Theme" party was called in, thanks to the neighbors across the street. After interrogation from officers and the school administration, everyone in attendance (roughly 60+ students) received Trespassing fines. Most students confessed due to a video camera being left behind, which the cops found upon arrival.

Term is used to describe an amazing moment in time. Very nostalgic. A heavenly experience. Dream come true.
"Wow, this ice cream is almost as amazing as Grandma Death's!"
"This song is sooo Grandma Death's!"
"Grandma Gone's was great... but it could never compare to Grandma Death's."
"I fought the LAW and the LAW WON with Grandma Death's!"
"The time I dropped E, it was like reliving Grandma Death's all over again!"
"I hope I go to Grandma Death's when I die."
by allnightraver March 9, 2009
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obama's grandma

A person who is sacrificed by an other person for personal gain; usually the sacrificed is undeserving or at least vulnerable. A person to throw under the bus

Alternate use, call the sacrificed the bus chucker's Grandma.
"Carl talked to the boss and made me Obama's grandma."

Alternate use: "My boss just chewed me out because I guess I'm Carl's grandma."
by jimzjunk March 27, 2008
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grandofile

A young person who loves to make love to people twice their age.
Heather is in a grandofile relationship with her employer.
by Heyoka August 11, 2003
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grandma lips

When a person of either gender has unusually dry, sometimes ribbed lips, which somehow are beyond the use of chapstick. Grandma lips absolutely suck to be in contact with, and in the event of finding yourself in the situation of being with a girl/guy that has grandma lips, get the hell out immediately.
I was taking one for the team last night when I hooked up with that girl Erin, she had terrible grandma lips. My carmex was useless, and I was out in an instant.
by watup taz June 11, 2006
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Grandma Moses

A driver who drives really slow in front of you. Referring that he or she drives like an old person
Hey you should pass that car in front of you she's driving like a grandma Moses
by Ohjkgf January 26, 2013
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