Gooch tucker

A male who wants to be female. To do so he/she tucks the penis in the space between the balls and asshole.

Hey Bob. I was in the shitter with William and he is a gooch tucker!!!

by Wcmst4 April 5, 2018

Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

gooch hoof

The worst form of physical punishment known to humankind. When the toes of the foot (preferably with shoes) are thrust into the gooch with maximum force, so hard that the victim gains airtime.

Andrew: hey antony should we gooch hoof ryan?
Antony: you know it.
Ryan: *fucking dies*
Andrew: good ol' gooch hoofing.

by andyboi69 June 6, 2018

Gooch Party

A party in that weird bit between Christmas and New year when no one really knows what to do, AKA no man's land, AKA the (perineum), AKA the (gooch).

Mate what are you doing on December 29th? Going to a Gooch party bruv. Buff n chill.

by PABLO THE DOG December 2, 2018

Gobshite

To express frustration towards Lord Gooboberti.

That Gobshite is playing Fallout 76 again.

by Gooboborerti January 2, 2019

Gooch Goblin

A person (man or woman) who is like a crack addict for licking gooches.

"Holy shit, i took this girl to bed and she was a total Gooch Goblin!"

by The_Jawbreaker April 30, 2019

Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.

I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019