Goose Snack

When you get the sloppiest of toppiest

You last night I got the Goose Snack! It was epic

by Goose Snack November 03, 2021

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Goose fucker

Someone who lives in the American Midwest who cannot merge onto a highway competently

This goose fucker needs to learn to speed off of the ramp.

by 2BsFeet December 03, 2020

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stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 08, 2013

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Goosed up

To have or give goosebumps , to get spooked, scared, startled

“That made me goosed up”

by Dannsy May 21, 2021

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The Canada Goose

The act of inserting wonder bread with the force of the thumb into the rectum of a female participant, followed by the act of retrieval using all 5 fingers in a pecking motion.

Man, can I borrow your nail clippers, I can’t get rid of all the shit under my fingernails after The Canada Goose with my girlfriend last night.

by Thecanadiangooser October 18, 2020

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