Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.

“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous

by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014

cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.

Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"

by kanerockgod April 14, 2009

Goose the cat

Goose the cat is a cat that has tentacles inside of him hes an alien and can eat anything.

Tim: Hows goose the cat?
Jim: *dead*
goose the cat: meow

Tim: okay then.

by Yooooooooooo21 April 12, 2019

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

Magpie Goose

Someone who is part black and white that no one takes notice of.

What a bitch ass magpie goose

by Sep93 June 13, 2011

stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

Slipped the goose

"Slip the goose" means almost anything depending on context. It is the perfect expression because it invokes a strong visual, and yet it's vague enough that it resonates in a wide variety of situations with various meanings. Depending on how you say it and with what other combinations of words the meaning can mean someone did awesome, someone did badly, someone messed up, someone got confused, someone did something really tiring, or someone blew off work or other obligations, or even someone avoided a problem or tragedy.

Good - Hell yeah, man! You slipped the goose big time! Oh dang, you're lucky you slipped the goose.

Bad - Damn, you really slipped the goose. I don't know man, I slipped the goose earlier and not feeling it. The hell man, you slipped the Goose

by danielrossi September 27, 2023