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Sack Goblin

A man or woman that comes and steals your significant other by showing them their big bag of tricks
Yo man, you still dating girlfriend's name here
Naw man, she be taken away by a sack goblin. She said his sack was bigger than mine.
by Arrowshot October 16, 2017
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Goblin Gaming

The feeling or act of playing a game to the point where you feel like a small, disgusting little goblin. This can include giggling like a maniac, your eyes squinting harshly, or your body shutting down.
Person: “Dude, I went on like a 10 kill streak with this stupid weapon and I felt positively disgusting.”
Other person: “Now that’s what I call Goblin Gaming”.
by CarsonTheCookdude April 3, 2021
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waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.
Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!
by Sim dragon December 10, 2019
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Butt goblin

Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023
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Spankin' the goblin

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."
by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013
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ecto goblin

Someone that is addicted to the drug ecstasy. The term is from Scotland! And the particularly use it in the west of Scotland.
"Did ye hear aboot we Jamie last night man, took 3 ectos. He's a pure ecto goblin now man whit happened tae um."
by Adamharvey January 30, 2017
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Greedy goblin

A stupid Jew with a long nose who steals shit from people
Cut your nose you stupid greedy goblin
by touch grass god June 5, 2022
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