GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH! by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Gary shildhauer 

Evonne Johnston's Soul M8, Best Friend, Dafty , Hunky Chunky monkey, Blue Eyed Softy, Con Man, Meanie, My Everything, My World AAF XXX

Gary shildhauer is Evonnes 1 n only "Ald Man" XXX

Gary shildhauer by anonymous October 7, 2024

Gary'd

To not know what is happening, why its happening, or what caused it to happen.

Or

To be more confused after a conversation than before it.

He's completely confused and achieved nothing. Yep he's been Gary'd

Gary'd by SSOTM October 17, 2024

gary plauché 

a badass dude who avenged his son, look him up, hes awesome, R.I.P though..

john: yo james ever heard of gary plauché?
james: who is he?
john: he killed the dude who sexually assaulted his son.
james: he sounds like a chill dude, can i meet him anywhere?
john: no, sadly he passed away in 2014…

gary plauché by jak the fucking idiot October 20, 2024

Gary Sans 

Kermit the frog dressed in a suit. A frog who loves bombs, and will often ask if you want any bombs.
A frog who has amassed immense power and is able to travel through timelines and forever escape the sights of the TVA.
A frog who only wants respect from his peers and wants friendship, make sure to give him his respect or else.

"Hey look its Gary Sans, I wonder if he will ask me if I want any bombs?"

Gary Sans by TheRealMist4305 December 9, 2024

Gary-rigged 

Gary Reagan is the process of fixing something that is broken in a non-orthodox manner. Gary Regan also includes duct tape electrical tape epoxy solder glue spit shit and a number of other things that you can make as composites

Man I'm telling you what oh Bob he Gary-rigged the engine for the damn good we're getting about 35 mi to the gallon when we was only getting about six the other day and I'll use was a potato some aluminum foil and a rubber hose

Gary-rigged by Monstermann5150 December 26, 2024

Gary Brannan 

Everybody’s favourite Gary Brannan.

-Standard introduction of Gary Brannan, member of the Technical Difficulties.
-Everybody’s favourite.

Person 1: it’s everyone’s favourite Gary Brannan, Gary Brannan!

Person 2: ah, that guy who’s built for leisure, not for speed?

Gary Brannan by thewhatwhatnow420 February 6, 2025