Cookie Cutter Girlfriend

The Cookie Cutter Girlfriend is like a regular girlfriend except she has been shaped to conform to your own needs and to 'do the stuff you do'. Once she eventually realises she has her own mind, it's likely she will wake-up and run away....just in time for you to find another and get the cookie cutter plan going again. It's important that she always funds her own conversion, as you'll be penniless in no time after a dozen candidates

Dude 1 : Wow, your new girlfriend is totally ideal - great catch dude!

Dude 2 : Nah dude, she's a cookie cutter girlfriend. At least I'm creating more hot cycling chicks for the greater good of all!

by woofbarkdonkey February 6, 2009

Girlfriend

The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.

Man: Hey lets go out to eat!
Man2: Sorry Man I can't.
Man: Why not?
Man2: Because I'm broke
Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year!
Man2: I have girlfriend.....

by Fisty McFist April 13, 2006

girlfriend

something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole

where's my girlfriend

she left you for a real man dummy

by !**grow.up.stupid**! December 18, 2009

cameraman's girlfriend

Cameraman's girlfriend is a girl in the crowd or in the audience of a talk show who is showed on screen often. Also: cameraman's boyfriend.

Look, again this chick! Who's she, the cameraman's girlfriend?

by trepang March 3, 2011

girlfriendly

girlfriendly, n. a relationship with a girl characterized as more than fuck buddy, less than girlfriend.
(pl. girlfriendlys; cf. boyfriendly)
cf. "friendly" as used in military jargon

Why does every woman in my life start out as a hook-up, turn into a girlfriendly, progress to girlfriend, and then eventually end up as best friend? Why can't I go from stage one to stage three and stop there?

by DougB September 26, 2006

girlfriend

Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.

Exaples: something you dont have

Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft
Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft

by @seb_memes_ October 24, 2016

Girlfriend Say Yes Day

Hey guys, your girlfriend will have to say yes to anything you say.

Go and clean the dishes.

Girlfriend say yes day

by penguin999 August 20, 2021