Fucktard

Someone who is "fucking retarded"

"Holy shit that guy's fucking retarded!"

"Yeah, what a fucktard"

by Benjamin White August 28, 2005

Fucktard

Any asshole who says ghey instead of gay because he thinks he's cool, but is actually too fucking retarded to think of another way to say bad or stupid.

Saying ghey instead of gay isn't any less offensive to gay people you fucktard.

by YourMom696969 December 24, 2008

Fucktard

A fucktard is an individual who is fucked hard in the head.

Though I refused to answer his calls, I was repeatedly phoned by some fucktard who obviously lacked the good sense to realize I was avoiding him, and what a pain he had become.

by -JilLxX January 2, 2011

double-fucktard

Pronunciation duhb-uhl-fuhk-tahrd

{double} twice as large, heavy, strong, etc.; twofold in size, amount, number, extent, etc.: a double portion; a new house double the size of the old one.

{fuck}a person, esp. one who is annoying or contemptible

{tard}a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.

"Like Double-Mint Gum?" "No, like Double-FuckTard!"

-Shady Grady

by Beer Tits July 9, 2009

Fucktard

One who displays attributes and/or behavior expected from the mentally ill, though known to be healthy in all regards. Usually assigned an HVT covername so simple references to them remain reasonably secure.

Alt. spelling: Phaktard (so as not to offend the ignorant yet easily offended)

Telling people on fire they should drink more water. (absent of sarcasm)

Asking if they have time for a shower when told they're needed immediately.

Sentence: That fucktard HVT Harry started this TPS coversheet business!

by Four Horsemen July 8, 2006

fucktard

a fucking retard, morethen a retard but not quite a shittard!!!

when ur dumbass friend decides she wants to drink under age, thats a fucktard move.

by gossiplove429 April 13, 2008

Fucktard

A blending of two words Fucking and retard. The term is to be used when there is no other explaination for a persons behavior.

My sister is a cop in an urban area and she called a naked drunk man a FUCKTARD!!
example:
Put some clothes on you FUCKTARD!!!

Why are u pulling a gun on your family...You FUCKTARD!

by princessabby25 September 13, 2009