flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

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Flex

To take or steal something, with the past tense being "Flexed" and present participle being "Flexing"

Example One: Kyle recently went to the convenience store to flex a Monster energy drink.

Example Two: Chad is flexing his new Lambo in Instagram

Example Three: I just flexed the PS5, y'all down to play.

by diamondzsantana April 18, 2021

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Kitty Flex

A kind of flex aiming to look cute and/or silly, similar to japanese cat motions.

goggle nyan and hope you find some girl acting like a cat? I can't really give a good example!
*kitty flex*

by Dannala January 8, 2011

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casu-flexing

When, usually a man, takes a picture of himself with his muscles flexed but is trying to look like he's standing casually.

"Look at the pic of this dude casu-flexing."

by Universe42 December 15, 2020

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first class flex

Military: when someone in your division is frustrated that you haven't been doing anything for the last couple of hours and wants to go home so your first class makes everyone stick around for hours doing something menial and totally unrelated

*Ship's power goes out*
E-3: LPO why are we even here? We're doing nothing, for a different division that doesn't need or want us, on a system that's not even ours, we've completed all our work for the day, and I just want to go home. Its 1500!!!
LPO: uhhhhhhh FIRST CLASS FLEX! Everyone stay behind for another two and a half hours to pick up trash on the pier!

by Slash1492 April 20, 2019

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