fu fu headed

When you feel high af but aren’t

Damm dude I’m so fu fu headed

by Vacuum March 21, 2019

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

Dumb Fu

When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.

"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"

by joe995 January 7, 2024

FU-

Its the word “FUCK” but you never got to end it

1: “we’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”
2: “FU-“

by .unl0ded_3rror May 27, 2023

Fu manchu

When you cum in a girl's mouth, hold her mouth shut, and punch her in the stomach. The cum squirts out of her nose like a fu manchu style mustache.

I gave Lisa a fu manchu last night. That girl can take a punch!

by Professor cum bubbler March 9, 2020

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021

Gao fu shuai

A slang term for a person who is tall, rich and handsome used mostly in China for the ideal guy.

Look at that Gao Fu Shuai ! He is my ideal guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023