one-eyed jack

The act of masturbation and ejaculation in a girl's eye.

After giving his girlfriend a one-eyed jack, he didn't know if he was cumming or going!

by Tas Mania January 11, 2007

bright eyed and bushy tailed

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass April 23, 2006

taming the one-eyed-python

The act of masturbation.

Refers to ancient mythology wherein many a hero succumbed to the whims of the legendary one-eyed-python and attempted to tame the savage beast, often with sticky results.

Guy No. 1 - Hey what're you doing tonight, man?

Guy No. 2 - Taming the one-eyed-python.

Guy No. 1 - Need some help?

by HapaxHog September 16, 2013

four eyed tin can

An insult for someone with with glasses and braces

Bruh that dude is a four eyed tin can

by Cocoandbobo May 19, 2019

one eyed worm hole

A one eyed worm hole is a never ending vagina that just seems to go on forever into the deep abyss.

"I was rooting this chick the other day, and my dick got lost in her never ending one eyed worm hole. I felt as though my entire body was being sucked into the vortex that was her one eyed worm hole".

by Mad-dawg July 04, 2014

one-eyed wet willy

The act of spitting on the head of your one-eyed monster and then jiggling it around in someone's ear. A true feat of legend for any wet willy enthusiast!

Clinton "holy shit you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

Brandon "Man I spat on my cock and jiggled it around in my girlfriends ear, she was hella pissed."

Clinton "Holy shit dude you actually achieved the one-eyed wet willy?"

by cubbi54 August 24, 2015