don eagle

To cut your hair short but your mom has a delusional episode and thinks your bald.

OMG! The barber cut your hair too short and gave you a Don Eagle!

by Tommydesigns October 22, 2017

dead eagle

When you beat your meat so hard that your dick feels like a dead eagle hanging on

Oh my dick feels like a dead eagle

by Sucas Lambrooks November 8, 2017

double eagle

butt chugging two bottles of Eagle Rare bourbon

Did you see THill double eagle those two 750s at the party? He was lit up.

by Sea Gull July 23, 2018

Julia Eagley

The stupidest person you will ever meet

Omg wow is that a Julia Eagley she’s so stupid

by Yourrrrr mommmm April 10, 2019

Golden Eagle

A Golden Eagle is when a girl is laying on her back with her legs spread open, and you put your face into her vagina and she urinates into your face while screech like an eagle!

For the fourth of July, my wife gave me the old golden eagle.

by dick wigglesworth May 26, 2019

ill eagle

Ill eagle means illegal. It is a term created by gamers that comes from the splitting of the two syllables that make up illegal.

"He can't take my name, that's ill eagle. I'm going to sue him."

by krexpexfex July 20, 2020

Shower Eagle

A man who betrays the trust of his crippled underage brother during shower time.

Erik is such a shower eagle, did you see what he did to his brother?

by ErikBoyden January 19, 2022