essgetit

something stupid fuckboi's say to there stupid fuckboi's friends before doing stupid fuckboi shit.

"LET'S GO RUN A LAP AROUND THE FIELD!"

*Everyone says "ESSGETIT!"

by bloopyboop December 5, 2017

ESSH

another word for esh but people use the double "ss" to drag the word

kellie:did you see that pink dog
haha funny uh?
zela: no not realy "essh"

by KAViSHA February 19, 2008

Windows Live Essentials

Microsoft's answer to why it didn't include major apps, like an E-Mail client, with its latest operating system release (Windows 7). Windows Live Essentials includes a bunch of things such as Windows Live Mail, Windows Live Movie Maker, Windows Live Photo Gallery and Windows Live Messenger. Don't let the similarities fool you though. The Windows Live Essentials apps are ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE compared to their predecessors (which were included built in to Windows Vista). This is the key reason I choose not to upgrade to Windows 7, because they will not include the awesome apps that are included with Vista.

Windows Mail (Windows Vista included app), for example, works similarly to Mac OS X's Mail app, which is amazing and the standard for all E-Mail clients, however Windows Live Mail (included with WLE and the only option for Windows 7 users) puts the entire view in a totally un standard, confusing format and doesn't even save contacts correctly if your using Windows 7, as 7 does not include an address book (or even a calendar for that matter). That's just ONE of the horrors that await Windows 7 owners looking into downloading Windows Live Essentials since Windows 7 does NOT include major features like previous OS's. If your on Vista or even XP, STAY AWAY FROM THIS CRAP. The only thing it has of value to you is Windows Live Messenger, ignore the other crappy features, they are less useful then dial-up.

by iBoy2G January 22, 2011

Essie

Essie is the nickname for an actor who's last name is Esmail.
He's sexy.

'We talking about Essie, here?'
'Yeah, Essie all the way.'

by TheBirdWithBlueEyes September 17, 2011

Essex

Hell on earth, where soft southern big mouths either kick people in in packs of five on one, or phone the police if you beat them.
Centre of ignorance for the universe, where shoe sizes rule over IQ's. The population is made up of some of this planets stupidest people, know all know nothings who have the audacity to call the west country, Wales and North and anywhere else they have never been nor understand.
Essex people are only superior to the head lice their retard children carry behind their ears. Burger munching, good fight talking, Cologne drenched dullards.

"Essex I believe is hell on earth, Chelmsford is perhaps the most stupid and dullest place on the face of the planet"
William Shakespear

by Dr Jack Pays January 31, 2009

Essie

Essie is like a penny she’s a to faced bitch and ain’t worth anything but Essie is caring and loves her kids more than anything you mess with Essie’s kid start digging you grave she a awesome mother but can be annoying sometimes and Essie also has no friends but she loves kid Essie is a lazy big who just sits on a couch Essie is very welcoming into her home and she is very selfless and she needs a husband because she has no friends her family always makes fun of her but she just smacks then with a belt

Oh the Essie is a real hottie

by Deztnutz September 8, 2019

Essex

Essex is a unique and special place in the south east of England!

It pays homage to high heels, tanned legs, short dresses, big boobs, big hair, big love, goldschlager, paratroopers, a hatred of the (cold) north and the best girls you could ever wish meet!

Stephanie: I just need one more hour to finish fake tanning and then someone will need to help me get my boobs in my dress because they are massive!

Michelle: Ok baaaabe! Do u think my dress is short enough for Essex? I wana pull a Para!!

Andrea: Boo Yea! I'm going out with big hair and we are guna shot too much Goldschlager!

by Mate yer... July 30, 2009