You turned your gorgeous face into a banal Kardashian-adjacent doll-mask. It just isn't any good honey. It really says more about societal beauty standards that it does you.
Hym "Erin... Look... I don't kmow how to tell you this but... You face... Is literally perfect... Like, if you were to do a study on facial symmetry... And then you were to collect all of the data... And represent your face as a number... Your number... Would be insanely high... You feel me? I don't think you understand what you did just there... Ok. Let me put it this way... For you to even wear sunglasses... Is like taking a shit on the Mona Lisa. Like, you're objectively more attractive than the woman in the Mona Lisa... So, a painting of your face... Would just BE a better painting."
by Hym Iam March 08, 2024
For when one simply does not know the answer but proceeds to pretend that she knows while resorting to their good freind google
by deepeeee January 04, 2023
by AldiAOSCawcaw August 27, 2021
Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
by Millie Baker August 09, 2021
by VS121 May 10, 2020
a really great girl, usually has a hot sister and likes the nickname poptart. boyfriends name if she has one will range anywhere from jack to jackson if you are a erin coykendall you have probly vaped at an illeagal age. you are pretty shy but really enjoy spending time with your boyfriend, she loves overly sized hoodies and doesnt care what others think about her
Will you be my valentine?
Will you be my valentine?
by fkarhacnkalgirx February 10, 2021