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by Eli3 October 24, 2017
Get the Elijahmug. The most emoist emo you have ever seen, he probably has hair that comes down to his eyes and he's probably white... But he is secretly a gigachad, just rip off his clothes and you'll see that 16 pack right there.
by Aaraav Patel November 19, 2023
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by GonkMaster66 March 17, 2025
Get the Elijahmug. by Ususjss October 21, 2019
Get the Elijahmug. A pretentious jack-ass who and acts like a woman. He will ruin friendships by telling people things he shouldnt tell people such as himself crying to sleep and dropping out of class because it was too easy.
Elijah: Nathan, Id like to say from the bottom of my heart that u telling everyone just ruined our friendship
Its so obvious that people know that I'm not a dunce but let me have my personal space and instead of telling everyone u know even after I told u "not to tell anyone because it's no ones business" just keep sht to yourself
I was already unhappy with the break up and was extremely depressed in my classes to the point where i cried myself to sleep last night.
I fell asleep in my classes and its not like that mattered because it was all grade 11 review, anyone with a basic concept of physics could understand it, its literally childsplay and I wasn't about to waste another second in a program I was gonna drop anyways
Its so obvious that people know that I'm not a dunce but let me have my personal space and instead of telling everyone u know even after I told u "not to tell anyone because it's no ones business" just keep sht to yourself
I was already unhappy with the break up and was extremely depressed in my classes to the point where i cried myself to sleep last night.
I fell asleep in my classes and its not like that mattered because it was all grade 11 review, anyone with a basic concept of physics could understand it, its literally childsplay and I wasn't about to waste another second in a program I was gonna drop anyways
by Dave2174 November 21, 2021
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