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Dork

A dork is actually the penis, usually used in reference to whales. ( i.e. The dork of the blue whale is the largest of all mammals'.)
That dude is sick a dork.
by slave_kenny May 8, 2022
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Dork

1: You a dork
2: um... ok
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1: Did you know dork means whale penis?
2: o-o
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Dork

Someone that wants to be a socialite. Someone that has to pretend to be somebody else to get accepted by a group of people, usually because their life would be boring, unoriginal, unimaginative, and plain without the pretense of being this other intriguing person that people are actually interested in/pay attention to, or want to know/want around.
The actress was a natural tomboy and was naturally loose in social situations, and the dork was so impressed by her that she was everything the dork wanted to be (except a scam artist/poseur). The actress wasn't someone people wanted to go away whenever she was around, even as herself, and that was the difference between the actress as herself and the dork when she tried to be herself.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Double Dork

Me and my mate were with your girlfriend last night. Man, she really loves being double dorked.
by More Power June 2, 2010
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Dork

Man ... What a dork that man is.
by None of your diddly concern February 15, 2020
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Dork

Dylan is suchhh a dork”
by weeniehutjuniors July 22, 2018
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Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
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