Disco Fanny (noun)
When someone has
spent the entire night on the dancefloor fuelled by Prosecco, cocktails and poor decisions, making approximately
47 trips to the loo before returning home convinced they’re irresistible. Their long-suffering partner is then expected to provide enthusiastic oral appreciation, despite the unmistakable
post-club bouquet of sweat, stale perfume and a hint of pub crisps.
Characteristics:
* Usually develops after 6+ hours of dancing.
* Often accompanied by glitter in places glitter should never be.
* Notes of
salt, vinegar and, on particularly
wild evenings, paprika.
“
Oh
man, I went down on my
girlfriend last night when she came in from the nightclub. It was great sex but she had a proper ‘disco fanny’.
I love it when my
wife goes out with her mates drinking Prosecco and dancing all night. She’
s always well up for it when she comes home with wet stinky knickers, - You can’t be a bit of disco fanny.
She rolled in at 3:30 a.m. after bottomless brunch and Popworld, declared she was ‘in the mood’… mate, that’s a classic case of disco fanny, proper vinegar flavour and rather salty!