Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Grateful Dead

Only the COOLEST rock band ever to grace the face of the earth. Forever Jerry. ROCK ON BOB!

Hippie #1: I am going to see the Grateful Dead in concert soon.
Hippie #2: Cool can I go?
Hippie #1: Sure.
Hippie #2: Let's get stoned!
Hippie #1: At the concert!

by deadhead May 31, 2004

Evil Dead

One of the most innovative and entertaining horror films ever made. Directed by acclaimed director Sam Raimi in 1981, this movie has accumulated an army of fans over the years. This film goes to show you that not only do they not "make em' like they used to" but directors don't need fancy effects and a multimillion dollar budget to make a quality film. If you are into zombie movies, or are a horror movie buff, or have always wanted to see a woman raped by a tree this movie is right up your alley.

Horror movies today are nothing compared to classics like Evil Dead

by Duke Henry January 9, 2009

dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

Dead Boner

A playful insult (usually in 'Roseanne' style families) used when playing, teasing, and talking one into something.

Similar to when Shawn Spencer on 'Psych' says, "Gus, don't be a ..."

"Hey broski, lets go to a party tonight!"
"Nah, I wanna go to bed by 8pm."
"Oh, don't be a dead boner..!"

by Brianna Kinney December 18, 2012

Dead feeling

Sorta like when you feel like your dead but your alive "im alive but im dead"

Guy1:aye how you feeling
Guy2:dead feeling

by Juicey the jucier October 13, 2021

YouTube Dead

When you haven't signed into your YouTube account for at such a long time, all your subscribers realize you will never come back seeing as you found a Real Life.

Valegard, the maker of Zelda Madness, is YouTube Dead.

by Lady Alzers October 24, 2010