Shopaholic cybernaut

A person who does a lot of online shopping.

Josh may not frequent the mall but, he is a shopaholic cybernaut.

by country girl 2011 July 14, 2014

ADG Cyber Crime

Means to irrationally rant on the internet, to try to censor free speech by claiming your daddy is more important than somebody else’s daddy.

I was outraged about this tweet so I thought about ADG Cyber Crime it.

by Dingo’s Ate My Baby June 18, 2021

Knight in cyber armor

That one person you know on Facebook. Typically a guy who will comment on a hot girl's Facebook status writing an essay long defense against someone who may have said something offensive. This is only a means to get the attention of the hot girl when in reality that person is just some loser behind a computer with no social life.

Girl status: "OMG, totally had a bad day. Nothing is right :("

Random person: "You always complain. Go kill yourself"

Knight in cyber armor: "This is uncalled for! It's hurtful and rude. I apologize if I hurt your feelings, but I'm not going to tolerate anyone being attacked with something like this. You're posting personal jokes on a public forum, you can't expect everyone to sit silently. If someone were attacking you, and it they meant what they said, wouldn't you want someone to step in? I would. So I did."

You (in your head): "Oh here we go. Another knight in cyber armor trying to save the day . News flash: At most, you'll get a "like" from your mom and will still be a virgin behind a computer."

by Spearmints January 1, 2012

I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021

Cyber

A shortened term for cyber sex. It is the act of describing sexual actions they are or want to take on the participants via the internet. This usually takes place in chatrooms. Most of the people who engage in 'cybering' are either preteens who can't get a real boy/girlfriend or men over the age of 40 who like to rape little kids but don't want to go to prison so they do it via online. Most of the older men lie and say their ASL is 16/F/California. So beware.

In conclusion, cybering is for lonely losers... *cough cough*

-in Yahoo! Chats-

Horny Adolescent: hey babe. asl?
Old Man: 16/F/CA. u?
Horny Adolescent: 17/M/FL
Old Man: oooh. u make me soo horny
Horny Adolescent: wanna cyber?
Old Man: k. u go first
Horny Adolescent: -sticks c*** in ur p****-
Old Man: oh yes!!!111 that feels so gooood

by Pretty Pornstar June 16, 2009

cybonics

words or language used when talking about technology, especially computers.

we were talking about putting together a new computer, but she didnt understand my cybonics.

by Meathook March 25, 2004

cybereal

when cyberspace finally becomes its own reality.

the future of the internet is in cybereal technology.

by auxxy September 22, 2005