Carter

a dude with a huge dick and fucks any girl he wants. he can seduce any woman by just looking at them!

john: yoo i wish i was a carter
carter: damn sucks for you

by davis the cool kid 123 August 19, 2020

For certes

A shortened version of for certain. Almost wiggerish in it's tone.

It's spelling comes from the speech of Gonzalo in Act 3 Scene 3 of Shakespeare's "The Tempest" - "For, certes, these are people of the island—"

"Yo mate you want to hit up H-Town to cruise for bitches?"
"For certes mate"

by Slim Jim 3:16 January 14, 2008

Cortel

Big penis

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

colette carter

A asian jewish whorish prude.

dude that nigger was such a colette carter.

by aeriogeahg August 16, 2010

Vince Carter

Currently plays for New Jersey Nets in the NBA. He helped the Nets hold on to a 8th spot in the Eastern Conference Playoffs(2005). While in Toronto, Vince Carter got paid big money to sit on the bench and whine about how much the Raptors organization stinks. He played poorly purposely because he was holding a childish grudge against the organization. He betrayed heart-felt Toronto fans who supported him throughout his career before he sky-rocketed to stardom. People basically hates his cockiness and his lack of professionalism.

Vince Carter is an example of an overpaid athlete

by f()cK!Ng pIe<3 of EfFlNg sHyT! April 25, 2005

Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around

The act of taking advantage of the natural curvature of one's lower limbs to kick another person in the general crotchal region while standing to their posterior.

1) Even though he was standing behind Ross, Englebert was still capable of causing him great pain by way of kicking his testis through the practical application of the Kansas City Courtesy Reach-Around.

by your.pseudonym November 2, 2009

Ms. Carter

What you would call an extremely attractive elementary teacher. Known for their sweet nature and bright smiles they unwittingly instil naughty thoughts into most they come into contact with. Just a single smile has been known to make a boys heart drop. It's advised to always wear protection when around Ms. Carters to avoid any accidental spills on the inside of your jeans as premature ejaculation is a common side-effect of the company of Ms. Carters. But all sexuality aside they are the sweetest of people, the greatest of friends, and the most passionate lovers. Any guy should consider them lucky just to get the briefest moment of attention from a Ms. Carter. Tough as nails but should still be handled with care.

My teacher this year is a total Ms. Carter! I've had a couple dirty dreams about this moment.

by NeckNibbler September 1, 2013