Individuals who work in a corporate office where their primary workstation is a cubicle. They are tasked with making decisions that impact an entire corporation or organization. The decisions they make are often, if not always, terrible decisions that a significantly larger group of people who do the physical work in the field have to suffer through. For a group to be considered “Cube People” they must…
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
1. Be in charge of making decisions that others not working in a comfortable office must complete or comply with.
2. Have very little or no practical knowledge for what they are making decisions on.
Supervisor: Team, as you all know we had an incident last week where Larry tripped on his own shoelaces. Going forward an alarm will ring on the intercom every 15 minutes. When you hear the alarm, please stop what you are doing and check your shoelaces.
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
Employee: Who come up with this genius idea?
Supervisor: I got an email from corporate this morning mandating it.
Employee: Fucking Cube People!
by Mr_Mcmister December 25, 2023
Get the Cube Peoplemug. A big, sexy black man who has all white friends and is submissive in a non-sexual manner (exceptions can be made).
by The black cracker October 10, 2020
Get the Sex Cubemug. by someone_tired October 15, 2022
Get the ice cubemug. When you hear a great song a the office and can't help but to start raving in your tiny little cubicle.
Dude, when I heard Halcyon On and On by Orbital, I couldn't help but to start cube raving at my desk at my desk. Then some more people joined with me and we had a huge cube rave.
by McRaver April 18, 2011
Get the Cube Ravemug. Term referring to someone who is as wide as they are tall(fat as fuck)
Generally these people are equal in all dimensions, hence the name The Cube
Generally these people are equal in all dimensions, hence the name The Cube
by Primeleader February 19, 2025
Get the The Cubemug. by RedDinoMan October 11, 2018
Get the Rubix Cubemug. The Craziest digital agency in the city. They work hard and party harder. Clients often don't pay them well for the level of output they deliver but they still keep pushing.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.
P.S. They like to break the internet.
They're here to stay, Disrupt and Dominate.
P.S. They like to break the internet.
by Mad Over Marketing November 24, 2021
Get the Cube root mediamug.