cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Cream filled cunt

A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.

Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.

That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.

I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.

by Y09i May 30, 2011

whipped cream

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess

by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 12, 2008

Lmao Cream

Lmao cream is a substance which is used to make people laugh, more than when flying in a roflcopter. It must be used twice daily in order for the effects to be seen.

A fucktard: I'm really upset today
Man: Stop being such a fucktard and use some Lmao Cream

by FrankistathaMista! January 20, 2009

banana cream special

The banana cream special can be performed either to one's partner or one's lonely self. The act is performed by cutting off the end of a banana (the non-stalk side), shoving this end into his/her/your orifice, and squeezing the mushy insides of the banana completely out of the peel. When the peel is quickly and forcefully extracted, all that remains in the hole is a moist clump of banana mush. It's up to the receiver when and how to remove it from said hole.

Dan: How'd your night go with that chick you brought home?
Brian: Ehhh...it started slow, but that mean banana cream special I gave her really capped off the night!

by SAdawgs October 31, 2009