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Craig Wazowski

Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
OH GOD ITS CRAIG WAZOWSKI THE SEXY RAPIST
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
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On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.
Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker
by Shrek_papi9 April 26, 2023
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Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
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Craig

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by Big guy lover May 9, 2021
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corey craig

Blonde dude with a massive girthy length. Sometimes it splits in twine.
'Woah, this guy off the porno has a corey craig yina. Leeful on the mic hold tight, wicked!'
by Jay444466 March 8, 2022
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Big craigs crack dealership

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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020
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Craig

A general term used to describe small, silly looking rail vehicles. Most often narrow gauge locomotives.

The origin of the term is unknown, as it probably originated in a discord conversation many years ago.
"The SBB Tm II and the KTM class 25 are my favourite craigs"
by Chrookie February 22, 2023
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