fonnected

A simple misspell that became a cult.

Manifest, it's all fonnected.

by Koibi August 3, 2021

Connection detection

Checking for feasable signal

Connection detection makes for easy net eclection.

by Hercolena Oliver May 2, 2010

connectaphobia

The fear of not being in constant touch with the rest of the world, usually evidenced by people who are constantly on their cellphone, tweeting, etc.

It wasn't her fault she drove off the road. She was on her cellphone, an obvious victim of connectaphobia.

by cabot wonder July 19, 2010

connection whore

Someone who immediately tries to "friend" someone on Facebook or "link" to on Linkedin right after making their acquaintence (see also post-acquaintance friend request).

Joe: Damn, C just linked with the new sales guy at Acme before we were even finished with the conference call, what a connection whore.
Bob: I know, she's always looking for new people to up her connection count.

by leo341 June 13, 2011

Connecticut

Dense. Very densely populated, and waaaaay too liberal.

Hey, what's it like up in Connecticut?
Dense.
With trees?
No, with people.

by The JuiceTin September 20, 2015

Conceited

When you think you that bitch, but you're not.

You can't walk around being conceited when you wear pack hair.

by SpeedyBih January 2, 2017

Conceited

Somebody who think that they are the only one who matters. The whole work revolves around them in their mind. Nobody else matters to them. They think everybody loves them.

No joke, this girl is so conceited. She believes that her friends' boyfriends only date them to get to her. Plus, I heard her say she thinks she's way better than ol of her friends.

by notxiaosgfofficial June 7, 2017