velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017

suicide coins

The attention one gets from acting openly depressed as if they are going to commit suicide.

MAN 1: "Man did you see what Jason posted on his story? I'm really worried about him."

MAN 2: "Nah fam. He's aight he's just doing that for attention. He's just tryna get suicide coins"

by HeyShane May 23, 2018

Clutch coins

Someone who grew up with very little or nothing

He wasn’t always rich, he grew up poor, he’ll clutch coins in his sleep...

by Shrek710 August 26, 2019

attic coins

Circular knock outs from electrical junction boxes that you discard in the attic while working.

I like to leave the attic coins behind after I wire up a furnace in the attic.

by Gregg Nice May 11, 2020

Poop Coins

The coins that are brown after shoving them up your butt.

Person 1: Damn how many Poop Coins you got? I have 8.
Person 2: Nice were they 50 cent coins? That's the good stuff.
Person 1: That sounds awesome! Imma do one right now in science.

by Brown Agnad June 7, 2020

Gold Coinunism

An ideology centered around the bribery of the masses with easily acquired but pleasurable items in mass numbers.

Person 1:"Did you hear the Gold Coinunists are running Daniel as a candidate?"
Person 2:"Isn't he insanely corrupt though?"
Person 1:"Dude the entirety of Gold Coinunism is based on corruption anyways. He'll fit in fine."

by FireWolf926 October 5, 2020

niggardly coinage

The act of being short on money, or being in a tight financial situation that generally could have been avoided by being financially adept. Further, it can also be used when one has little to no liquid funds due to being jumped, a by-product of living in the hood.

Friend: you owe me 5 bucks

You: I've got some niggardly coinage I'll pay you when I don't

Girlfriend: You only got me a ring pop for valentines day?

You: I got some niggardly coinage deal with it ho

by The unhyea March 4, 2021