chocolate poptart

When your newborn child unexpectedly pops out black... and you're white.

Steve Nash filed for divorce when his wife had a chocolate poptart.

by lolo_master May 14, 2011

Chocolate delight

Succinctly licking chocolate off your lover's body.

Hey, challbaby I'm ready for chocolate delight. Mmm

by Amphibious Goddess June 29, 2016

Chocolate Roll

To roll back ones foreskin, rub shit around the hilt of your bellend, roll the foreskin back and ask your other half for a blowjob.

"I'm going to give my girl a chocolate roll"

by Shitdickallover November 05, 2015

Chocolate castle

When you shit so much that the shit piles up above the water level in the toilet making that shit smell way worse.

Ey man the morning after Thanksgiving I built a chocolate castle

by Boss.man.bing November 27, 2015

Chocolate Kazoo

Similar to the Rusty Trombone the Chocolate Kazoo is when a girl eats a guy's shit while she simultaneously jacks him off.

"No thanks, I don't want any pizza. I just gave a Chocolate Kazoo so I'm pretty full."

by the musician December 14, 2007

chocolate skin

when you black, and the skin is a similar look to chocolate

this black person has chocolate skin.

by EpicGamerJues78 February 22, 2023

ass chocolate

(n) when you forget to wipe after the big plunge of a sinker. once this is complete you stick your finger up your asshole and pull out a brown substance aka ass chocolate. you can put it on a graham cracker and a toasted mellow and feed it to your drunken comrades! don't tell them until after they tasted your warm ass chocolate. bon apetite

jeremy: dude want some s'mores?
philo: sure dude
jeremy : its very delicious
philo: ok like take you man
jeremy: how was it?
philo: dude that was a good s'more
jeremy: it ws made of ass chocolate
philo : *dies* >.<

by Brennie January 14, 2006