Lasagna and Chill

Lasagna and chill is like Netflix and chill, except that you’re both making lasagna.

Fuck while it’s still in the oven and eat it after you’re done ;)

^ That means two things

A) Karen came for lasagna and chill today.

B) Did you smash?

A) nah, I actually just wanted an extra hand in the kitchen.

by 7akeshi July 29, 2019

Chilling with the hose

What you can say to your Catholic Asian mom while in your backyard pool with the garden hose

Emily: *holds up hose* “Look mom, I’m chilling with the hose!”
Emily’s mom: *smiles and laughs*
Emily and Ari: *cackles*

by tragicqueenofthenorth September 7, 2019

bingo and chill

Bingo and chill means that really old people plan to have a bingo date but something else happens😭😂

My grandmother invited a old man she met a few days away to a bingo and chill at her house

by $am I am April 16, 2016

awkies chills

The chills one gets when witnessing extreme awkwardness displayed by another individual.

A combination of the terms "awkies" and "douche chill," the latter being the chills one gets when witnessing extreme douche baggery.

"That blog comment said 'probs' so many times it gave me awkies chills."

by hyperballad400 December 24, 2009

chille hole

When you fart is your pants and your dog eats the crotch out

Uncle: CHILLE HOLE.
Dog:CHEWS PANTS CROTCH

by Arcaneash975430 August 23, 2021

Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."

Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."

by MainVainer May 5, 2014

Politics and chill

Politics and chill is for 40 year olds enjoying Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton too much.

Guy,"Yo heard the elections lately?"

The girl hesitates.
Girl,"I know what you want"

Guy,"Wanna"

Girl screams!

Girl,"Politics and chill!"

And that is how Donald Trump was made, because The Girl found out the Boy was her brother,
and when Trump was born he was dropped on his head 14 times.

by Thebootybythesecondman August 12, 2016