chav truffle

A minature scotch egg, a delicacy enjoyed by the economically challenged

Chardonnay will do anything for chav truffles

by Rippey February 13, 2009

Chav Slag

- A typical chav girl, that is also a huge slag

- Where's mainly trackies or cheap leggings with a shit top to go with

- Hair is a horrible blonde or black with roots showing; poker straight, dry and damaged

- Does a terrible job at fake tan; has a new stage of orange

- Wears too much foundation, eyeliner and mascara

- Has a tacky twist to every outfit and looks basically dreadful

- Favourite shop is Primark.

Most importantly, total slag! And has probably slept with half the concil estate... and several more.

Boy: You know, *Chav Slag name* she only went and shagged someone I know. I well laughed at him, ahaha, total BANTER!
Girl: Nooooo! He must have been desperate then... I saw her going into Primark few days ago actually
Boy: Oh really?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: Haha, unlucky. I fucking hate her, she's such a Chav Slag!

by neurallll December 29, 2010

chav nav

A chavs' electronic tag device on his/her ankle. AKA ASBO medal.AKA Chav parents babysitting dream.

We don`t need to worry about beyoncé running away,we can track her on Chav Nav.

by folky May 13, 2008

Chav Egg

A collection of eggs, usually of the Tesco value brand, which are intended to be launched at Chavs from a moving vehicle causing maximum destruction of dry clean only "trackies" and overall amusement.

"You got that fat guy with the chips good, i may have to stop my vehicle in the interest of public safety as i am laughing so much"

"Eat Salmonella Chav!"

"I've got a Chav Egg with his name on it"

by Hunsley January 3, 2008

Chav Speech

Writing in 'Chav Speech' was actually invented for keyboards and typewriters as a means for taking quicker, easier and effective minutes in a meeting. - Original source: Mr J Swift.

Below is a perfect example of writing 'chav speech'.

if i reli wanted 2 talk proper on ere rite i wud cud but i dont wanna. it fairly obvious tat i can cos gd uni's dnt accpet thicko's. and puttin dear phil, well, just 2 inform u my dear sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and my education is seperate from my social life cos i consider it 2 be quite stuck up thinkin ur above sum1 just cos u speak proper. i have brains love i just exercise it as was n wen i need 2. oh n ur just as phsychic as me, sayin i can only talk in text speak, wen i can actually rite proper, liek i sed.

by LearnSomethingNew March 29, 2009

Chav Jamboree

The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.

(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!

by Dr Hans December 15, 2008

Chav girl

a girl who wears fake tan, fake af, acts propper popular, more dumb than a 5 year old, disrespectful to any teacher, and most importantly, they pick on students who are smarter than them or are different to them in any way - Ty the fly guy

example: everyone in my school is a chav girl

by zookieherron September 1, 2019