my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

Red Chapter

From the latin:

Rutilus Chapter

A slag term for the redness that occurs arond the asshole of an individual who consumes by will or otherwise a hot and or spicy curry or any indian dish, leading to a burning sensation requiring the need for ice cubes or if the owner of said red chapter plans correctly toilet role from the refrigerator to be placed on the asshole till numb.

Rutilus Chapter is the root of many such words in the championship curry eating community such as follows:

Ring Sting
The Devils Eye
Black Beards Curse

SANJEEV: "Oi dave , curry time as always tonight im cooking know i bring on the red chapter like no other man"

DAVE: "yeah man you dam right im game for that, aint no black beards curse gonna put me off tasting some of that curry love"

JIM: Now then lads bring on the spice, Red Chapters all round, fresh tray of ice cubes and cooled toilet paper aint gonna catch this big man with the devils eye

by Leeroys pet parrot January 6, 2010

The Catterpillar

When you fuck your girlfriend on her back, while she eats out a chick who's on all fours in doggy style position, while that chick sucks some guy's dick.

Dude, you and your girl totally have to do The Catterpillar with me "and Jennie"

by Viperslayer December 12, 2011

The charter school east dulwich

If you go to this school you are guaranteed to come out with shit GCSE's and PTSD from all the bullshit you're fed from these unqualified and rude teachers.

People that go to this school often regret it and would rather go to the charter school north dulwich.

Don't waste your time by going here.

Wow! You go to the charter school east dulwich? How do you survive?

by You're A Fat Neek October 12, 2021

Sculptor charter school

An average prepy bitch boy school that you have to be on a list to get in to. All the teachers there got the life sucked out of them like 20 years ago (even the damn music teacher). Food there is shit and all the girls there are pick me hoes. The only person that gives that GD school life is the fucking awesome VP. Also they got rid of the monzeralla sticks, the one good thing on the fucking menu.

Kid 1: Didn't you used to go to that white boy school down in Titusville? Sculptor charter school?

Kid 2: Yea, mabey like 7 years ago when they still put juice in those Mr.J plastic pouches.

Kid 1: Damn! You're ancient!

by Bloop_blop_blink October 9, 2022

The Villages charter School

The Villages Charter School is a school where rich white girls do coke lines in the bathroom and all have fat asses but their virgins, when they do lose it, it’s to the biggest hoe football player. Almost all the kids here only care about themself and is almost kind of like a game of king in the hill. The teachers are all shit and don’t care whatsoever about you. It’s one of the richest school around here but somehow the a/c is always broken every other week and don’t get fixed for another month. (A+ school btw)

Aaron - You go the villages charter school 🤣

Clayton - Yeah man, wanna come to this party tho?

by Naxesy September 8, 2021

chantel

The rare is one of many species of asisn, she can often be seen lurking in the depth of big fish, she is confused and devidied between to lovers, floyd and payne. You can spot the chantel by noticing the lack of a closed mouth caused by irregualar gum size. Do not get the chantel confused wiht the cute fluffy lovable common Rat. Her shoe size is higher than her IQ. (Coincedentaly the smae as yours). NO BOOBS!!

Man 1. man i just took a massive dump
Man 2. no man thats chantel

Man 1. I just pulled an aligator out of the swamp
Man 2. no thats chantel

Teacher. Where is your homework?
Student. My Chantel ate it

by meetyouatbigfish February 29, 2008