Jorge and Carlos 

two hotties who play {Pubg} like no other. Jorge and Carlos have the same shoe size and are often referred to as twins or siblings. Jorge is a {terarded} uber driver but gets you out of the worst situations. and Carlos farts a lot. these two are crazy and will run naked with grass around the house.

person 1: is that Jorge and Carlos driving around?!

person 2: yea, and carlos is creating toxic fumes with her gassy a** juice

person 1: is that grass up their a**?

Jorge and Carlos by CrazyCarlos623 May 3, 2020

Not at the table, Carlos 

A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"

Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!

Not at the table, Carlos by Phatasmagoria July 1, 2009

Luis Carlos

The cutest man you can meet. He is usually shy at the beginning, but if you gain confidence he is one of the sweetest people in the universe. He is a very affectionate and romantic man. He does not usually open very quickly, and when he is interested on a girl, he usually takes it easy. When he is interested on a girl, even if he has not spoken to her, she does see her a lot and want to be as close as possible, even if he disguises it. He are usually short, but very athletic. He likes basketball and soccer, also running and music.

Luis Carlos is the most wonderful boy on Earth.

Luis Carlos by Anonumousiss September 26, 2018

Pulling A Carlos 

When you go into a discord chat but proceed to mute and deafen yourself for no reason whatsoever.

"Oh look Eli joined the call"
"Fuck, he's pulling a carlos"
"Of course he is, what an asshole"

Pulling A Carlos by TexasHotPocket November 25, 2018

San Carlos Park 

A neighborhood linking Fort Myers, Florida to Estero, Florida. San Carlos Park literally consists hundreds of back-roads and confusing streets only manageable by a local San Carlos resident. This neighborhood mainly houses white trash, illegal workers, wanna be gangsters, and druggies. Houses usually display furniture, tacky decorations, or broken down cars on their front lawns. Main roads include San Carlos Parkway, Three Oaks Parkway, Oriole, Lee, Constitution blvd, Miami, and Sanibel. Main attractions include the Karl Drews Pool, Three Oaks Park, 24 hour McDonalds, Grenada Tree Swing, the abortion billboard, Treasure Chest head shop, and the ever-mysterious hidden house with a Heath Bar mailbox. Most San Carlos-born children feel pride with where they came from and share bonds with other SCP-born. Many locals like to keep to themselves but are simply harmless.

Growing up in San Carlos Park messed me up but made me awesome!

San Carlos Park by riphouse April 20, 2008

Juan Carlos 

He is sweet , understanding, cute, and loving. He always supports you. He conforts you in the right way and never hurts you. He is always their for you. His eyes are the most prettiest thing ever. He has a smile that can brighten up your day. He is altogether perfect. If you were to have him as a boyfriend or friend you are lucky

Juan Carlos is amazing

Juan Carlos by PCP mystery November 5, 2017

hot carlos

A hot carlos is when you eat a ton of mexican food, then put Saran Wrap on someone's face and shit on it. It feels really good and warm, and it is fascinating to watch the shit come out.

I gave jane a hot carlos last night.

hot carlos by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020