capisce

you do what i say and we still aint friends

yo do that capisce

by gfathergavemafialoot#newmafia June 23, 2017

capital D

the act of taking a big ronchy shit.

man when does this damn meeting end, ive gotta take a capital D!!!!!

by genious know it all November 6, 2003

Capiosexual

Attracted to female poets

Camisexual: attracted to male poets

That guy only likes female poets
Oh he's a Capiosexual

by OLDSCHOOL KILLER March 14, 2015

capitalismophobia

Being a clever and responsible individual who doesn't want to see society go fuck itself

capitalismophobia:
Oh God... i love humanity, i dont want capitalism fuck all of us.

by philosopher group August 24, 2016

capital letters

not "all caps" just when you use a capital letter at the beginning of a sentence. it's like being formal but being formal in a no formal conversation is weird. so don't :)

friend 1: "Hey want to go out tonight? I found a nice place. What you think?"

friend 2: "ig it looks nice but why are you talking with capital letters..? it's to formal and weird, go look it up"

by drippyboi11 March 10, 2021

caping

The art of caping is to traverse an enclosed space, using a cape to add dramatic effect on entering or exiting said enclosure.

Caping is a great pastime for people who are easily bored and have friends willing to record them looking like retards. Public caping is more adventurous and is harder to pull off without actually freaking people out.
Caping is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.

The rules for caping:
1. One must use a cape.

2. The enclosure must be hollow, solid and opaque.

3. One must add drama to the caping; more is better.

4. One must make it known that they are caping. Saying 'I am caping' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5. One's safety should always be considered. Properly thought through caping procedures should always go to plan.
One should never put oneself at undue risk.

6. Every cape that is captured must be named.

Dude, me and my friends did a caping in this cinema yo...peepz were all freaked out and shit.

by elkresto October 19, 2011

fuck capitalism

A phrase exclaimed by entitled children with the latest iPhones, computers and trendy clothing, who have no idea what capitalism is

Fuck capitalism!! *she posts to tumblr, with the apple iphone 6s her father bought her*

by cheede bungert May 14, 2016