CandyFlossIdiot

A person who sees themself as an Idiot. Though it is usually wrong in some situations but some not.

Listen, Pal, Stop being a CandyFlossIdiot

by Spamton [1997 SALES MAN] January 18, 2022

closet candy

a closeted gay,lesbian, bi person who is a sexual partner of an openly gay, lesbian, bi person

Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.

Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.

by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010

car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

Transylvania Candy Cane

The act of having sexual intercourse with a menstruating woman, then having her finish you off with a blow job.

I can’t believe she was cool with doing a Transylvania Candy Cane!

by Jet Dude August 7, 2012

Corn Candy

What candy corn should have been named, they just got it backwards.

After trick or treating, I sorted all of my prizes and yelled "CORN CANDY"!

by DustyBrown September 7, 2013

prison candy

Someone who is a victim of/ or repeat target for rape and manipulation in prison, or within society at large.

Stop bending over for the man you piece of shit prison candy.

by Charlie Amherst December 8, 2013

booth candy

Hot young women who companies get to hang out in their booths at trade shows in order to bring in more interest. They may work for the company (usually in sales or marketing) or may be hired professional models.

Whoa! Check out the booth candy at the end of aisle 9. I think I need to learn more about widgets ...

by Sheot July 27, 2016