Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 14, 2017

crush scale

A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.

1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.

Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?

Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.

Person 1: I got you bruh.

by caonima December 15, 2013

Talent Crush

When you so amazed by someone's talent that you can't help but fall for them.

Labiqa is so amazing! I have a total talent crush on her

by AUCPAB July 10, 2020

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it September 18, 2016

instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 1, 2020

Friend crush

Basically like a crush but instead of wanting to date the person you want to be friends with them

Girl 1: omg shes sooo funny

Girl 2: ikr! She’s my friend crush
Girl 1: me too!!

by tiktokGorl October 28, 2019

Career crush

Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.

Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.

by ttn13 September 1, 2013