Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.

It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.

by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

Crush syndrome

When someone has a crush on you and you think you like them because you're so flattered.

She's really ugly, I can't see why he'd want to date her. Problably just crush syndrome.

by MLG_pro_69_420_Blaze_it February 13, 2016

vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

by kari1981 January 04, 2011

Crushing Tush

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.

Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

by givehimtheclamps April 15, 2017

Career crush

Having a crush-like feeling towards someone in your employed life. More than an admiration, but less than actual feelings.

Me: Ugh, I have such a career crush on my new boss.
Friend: Really? Why?
Me: She's just so awesomely smart and talented. I wish I was like her.
Friend: I feel ya.

by ttn13 September 01, 2013

waitress crush

A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.

See unrequited love.

on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.

I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 05, 2012

instagram crush

someone you don't know very well in person but are attracted to on instagram (typically, you follow them and they follow you back)

"She's really cute and seems really cool - we've only met once or twice, but I have a serious instagram crush on her."

by greeneyeguy December 02, 2020