elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

by James Gilbertsen February 01, 2004

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condom crapping

the art of crapcondom creation.

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!

by Fnck November 24, 2008

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reusable condoms

Condums that can be used lots times wii remote covors work well as long as da trap door be closed.

I got da hiv and that bitch made me wear a rubber so ize leaved the trap door open on dat reusable condoms so she gets that shit for life.

by hulk hogan vampire January 17, 2010

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Condom Juice

where a girl or guy guzzles down the leftover sperm

After I exploded in the Condom, she took the condom and drank some condom juice

by Konger82 April 06, 2015

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condom weight

The result of fecal matter clinging to a condom during anal sex. The result is them pinched ballon tip of tyhe condom hangs down while the condom is on the still-erect penis.

"Don't fuck Tracey in the ass, her shit is so scummy she always makes condom weights."

by Dwayne Boyd January 05, 2006

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