captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!

Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!

by protective mama July 11, 2024

Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.

Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick

by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022

Carrot tracker

Device used in a ginger lads first car to make sure he drives like a good boy.

Ryan, how’s your carrot tracker going?

by RicMaroo September 9, 2022

Baby Carrots

Jenkins Girl nickname

yo baby carrots girl

by The Reg u know it February 25, 2021

carrots

a food to eat if u want to get louis tomlinson ;)

"i like girls who eat carrots"-louis tomlinson

by LouisTomlinsonIsTheSun July 6, 2021

Ravioli Carrot Sauce

A sentence to use when you want to say a swear word, I legit made this word up one day when I was bored so don't judge how cringy it might be

What the ravioli carrot sauce did you do that!
Johnny was such a ravioli carrot sauce today.

by BTS rules December 9, 2019

Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020