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professional Call of Duty watcher

a female who watches their friend(s) play Call of Duty all night which either doing drugs or trying to get them to shut it off and have sex. unfortunitely in turn, become good at watching the game, and attmept to help them win.
Random guy, "So do you play COD?"

Tina, "No, but i am a professional Call of Duty watcher."

Anthony, "She watches me play every(god damned) night"
by Tina, DUH February 18, 2009
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shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision
1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."
by Gooshyy July 29, 2011
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Text Buddy-Call

the equivalent of a booty call, the process of someone texting another person late at night to talk. Most likely seen at 10:00pm-3:00am.
Andy (12:10am) : "Hey, I need a text buddy"
Kat (12:16am) : "No Text Buddy-Calls please."
by Scorchacat August 5, 2010
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shot calla

Someone who has it all together, or at least appears to have it all together.

Generally associated with a person who is confident in what they are doing. (This confidence does not have to be shared within other people for the person to be called "shot calla")
Bro, Corson's got his game together.He's got it figured out. No doubt he the shot calla.
by <Danger> October 10, 2006
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Calista and Marc

Person 1:"Wow see that couple over there?"

Person 2:"Yeah they are happy. Names must be a Calista and Marc!!"
by Billay john bakers bill October 24, 2011
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roll call

this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.

often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.
"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*
by fine_dine_decca August 2, 2009
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Call of Duty Impairment

After playing COD and things in your life relate to the game.

A heightened sense of situational awareness.
Walking outside after playing and seeing a plane fly over and saying "Enemy UAV has been spotted"

Or thinking an enemy is around the corner.

Call of Duty Impairment is listening to foot steps hoping someone doesn't come up and knife you.
by The-Show-Off February 3, 2010
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