cake wagon 

for starters a wagon is a phenomenal ass, a cake wagon then equates to a phenomenal ass on a hot chick.

holy shit you see that wagon? yeah that bitch was hot, hell of a cake wagon.

cake wagon by tmurt April 2, 2009

Cake break 

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."

Cake break by vanilla king November 21, 2010

Cake Void 

The feelings produced when one's significant other fails to produce a birthday, as is appropriate.

Annmarie: So what are we doing this weekend?
Michael: It's your birthday, right? Let's get trashed and hang out with my ex-girlfriends.
Annmarie: I'm feeling a cake void here.

Cake Void by Imonagoat February 25, 2011

Cake Zone 

The area that is created when a man is flirting with a woman.

Allen: "Having a hard time getting in my cake zone, wish she didn't have a boyfriend."
Jared: "It doesn't matter, she's not that pretty anyway."

Cake Zone by Snowman92 March 24, 2011

Cake paralysis 

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

Cake paralysis by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Cake money 

Doing something that is just way to easy.

Modern day replacement for easy as pie

Yo making my girlfriend and her friend polish sisters was cake money

Cake money by joeybagodoughnuts October 30, 2016

cake wake 

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

cake wake by Rainbow Chuck July 9, 2017